Totally FREAK! out

When I typed in "Jillian needs" in google, I came to find most are impecably true!
Jillian needs $57000 to start her business
Jillian needs to rediscover her happiness
Jillian's needs to know that her mind has not caught up with the rest of the country [ok, false i hope!]
Jillian needs a snuggle. JILLIAN NEEDS X-RAYS AND HER MOUTH HURTS. Jillian needs a fan club! Jillian needs a spanking. Jillian needs our prayers
Jillian's needs to do something besides her all alone, unrelenting mourning
And the best one I found:
Jillian needs to ssshhhhuuuttttuuuupppp...She is such a ho looking piece of work and a nasty yuckin freak who is talking with her mouth full of who knows ...
laughs.